The 12 funniest Christmas "Carols" ever

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By MikeSyrSutton

A Christmas Sampler: Sweet, Funny, and Strange Holiday Tales
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols
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Twisted Christmas
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The Dysfunctional Family Christmas Songbook
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Christmas Cheers
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Meowy Christmas
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Don't come to me if you get arrested!

Christmas At Ground Zero
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Weird Al Yankovic - Greatest Hits, Volume 2
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Kevin & Bean's Last Christmas: 1999
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Play some of these at your next holiday party!

I left out dirty ones and the violent crazy ones that Weird Al did. I know, but this list is just for fun anyway!

ALSO- Christmas is my most favorite of all holidays! In no way do I mean to down play or make fun of the coming of the New Born King! I just like to write "just for fun hubs" once in a while, and besides, what makes the Holiday season better than great comedy?


12. Grandma Got Run Over-Dr Elmo. We have all heard this a million times, but it made the list. Sing it Grand Pa!

11. Did you Heard what I Heard- A Redneck Christmas-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUkZ0sH4pLo&playnext=1&list=PL7A6C31A52AD46FFA&index=50 America loves comedy that makes fun of it's rednecks! This one is a great example of that. Jeff Foxworthy will be jealous!

10. Christmas Song-Adam Sandler-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-hGV3xv1Ps He was crazy, and he knew how to write a holiday song! Maybe not as funny as his Hanukkah song, but still a classic. This was Adam doing what Adam does best...singing crazy songs that no one else will sing!

9. Get a job, you bum, bum, bum, bum.- Larry The Cable Guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkSEcCwU8A I can't find the whole version, but here is some of it, and a few others. Larry gets her done with this classic! "Money doesn't grow on trees, you bum, bum, bum ,bum."

8. The Tiger Woods Christmas Parody Song- Unknown Singer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojTSOANgqhc Yes this is mean, but funny.There was even recordings of Tiger's phone calls to mistresses in the background and at the end.

7.Christmas in Hollis-Run DMC- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8&feature=related The video is funnier than the song is!

6. I am Santa Claus- Bob Rivers This was a great parody of Ozzy's Iron Man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34

5. Wreck the malls- Messed up, Just like it sounds! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9tYDeShMME&feature=related "Duh, wreck the malls with my friend Charlie".

4. Dominic The Donkey-Lou Monte http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO2v2dU Jinga Ja Jing! An old classic about Santa's little pizon who can climb the hills of Italy! He Haw!

3. The 12 pains of Christmas- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOPOjTZtdR8 "Rigging up these lights" ..."Hicup Hangovers". I loved this one as a kid, and I still do.

2. The 12 Days..-The Mckenzie Brothers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oPio60mK4 A classic by our favorite hosers! "and a beer...in a tree" The Mckenzies were awesome!

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Num eh nu numb, eh beh nu ...aw shucks, this is the best! Blue Christmas-Porky Pig Ba Ba Ba that's all folks, and Merry Christmas!

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kimberlyslyrics Level 6 Commenter 18 months ago

Just peed my pants Dude!

Bravo!

xo

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Megavitamin Level 1 Commenter 18 months ago

12 Pains of Christmas is one of my favorites! I also love Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear. Thanks for the laugh!

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MikeSyrSutton Hub Author 18 months ago

Ya that one is funny too! I would have included it but Winter Wonderland more of a solstice song. I know im such purist! LOL

" Later on if ya wanna, we can dress like Madonna, we'll pull down the shade and start the parade, walking around in women's underwear" Wow that song is something! LOL

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